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La La Land

I liked this film, but I didn’t fall in love like some of the others have. Hollywood loves to romanticize the story of artists and would-be artists—but these same people aren’t very accepting of the soap operas of other folks. Ryan Gosling, as always, was great. A-

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Labor Day

I just never felt the chemistry worked here and it’s a big surprise Jason Reitman has done such spectacular work with Up In the Air.

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Lady Bird

Pick of the Week

Pretty terrific coming-of-age set in Sacramento. Academy Award possibility? A-


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Lady Chatterley

Very sexy, very handsomely photographed, very very very long.

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Lakeview Terrace

Samuel L. Jackson is a fine actor who doesn’t always seem to be in movies that showcase his talent. He’s pretty good in this one, and it’s a fine melodrama, until the last ten minutes or so, which didn’t work very well for me.

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Land of the Lost

Will Ferrell, dinosaurs, what’s not to like? Well, unfortunately, most of the movie. My 11-year-old, Jack, liked it—and thus he’s totally blown his movie creds with me.

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Lars and the Real Girl

I really liked this movie and I’m sure it was an incredibly difficult story to pull off. Actually, it’s a miracle. So is Ryan Gosling, who keeps getting better and better. Having said that, some of you are not going to be able to get into a story about a grown man falling in love with a blow-up doll.

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The Last Airbender

The animated TV series (Jack’s favorite) was a lot better, although Jack was cool with the movie too. I liked the animated show, but thought the movie dialogue was pretty awful.

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Last Chance Harvey

Two great stars, but a not-so-terrific script.

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The Last House on the Left

Pick of the Week

This was mostly a pleasant surprise for me. I never saw the two previous takes on this tale, but this one features good acting and pretty good direction. There are two quick scenes—one involving a knife, one involving a microwave—that I could have done without.

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The Last Song

Quite a lot to like (Greg Kinnear, Miley Cyrus when she’s angry in the script, most of the story as long as you’re a romantic type). But what strikes me most is how films like this dramatize the divide between the so-called red- and blue-state mentalities. Reviewers (most living in the blues states) showed zero tolerance for the film’s middle-American values. I think that’s kind of a shame.

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Last Vegas

Perfectly fine, but should have been even better.

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The Last Witch Hunter

Here’s the studio pitch—”We got Vin Diesel.” I have nothing against Vin Diesel, but— D

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Law Abiding Citizen

Pick of the Week

I have an advantage over most critics because I see movies in the theater with real live audiences. Our theater was filled for this one, and people were yelling and cheering at the screen. That’s because—I think—Law Abiding Citizen is a barometer measuring just how angry most people are about the breakdown of America’s justice system. The film was too violent, and too silly, at times but it really effects audiences. Jamie Foxx is good here, and Gerard Butler is pretty great. I want him for the Alex Cross movie.

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Leatherheads

Cute enough, but a little flat. Should have been better considering the talent involved.

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Leave No Trace

Solid, pure. A little slow. Not as good as the director’s previous masterpiece (Winter’s Bone)B


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Lee Daniels’ The Butler

I could pick things about this film apart—but it does offer a useful history lesson for a country that refuses to study its own history.

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The Legend of Tarzan

I was never a fan of the original Tarzan movies—but this one was better than I had expected. Pretty surprising story, and very good pacing. B+

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Legion

If indeed, the end of days is approaching, then apocalyptic flicks like this one are making our remaining time pass rather tediously. Legion would have been an okay pilot for a show on the FX.

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Les Misérables

Saw it with the whole damn family. Everybody loved it—except me. I only liked it. Soap operas, even with good music, are always messy. Maybe that’s the point: they’re messy just like life.

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Letters from Iwo Jima

Quick story. Years ago I was standing with Clint Eastwood in a restaurant. A guy came up and asked for an autograph-my autograph. Clint Eastwood leaned in and said, “I need a hit movie, bad.” Well, he had several hit movies, and this is another fine one. Great concept, good execution, won’t be everybody’s cup of tea-but it’s definitely a cup of tea.

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Letters to Juliet

Nice little romantic tale with terrific footage of Italy. Kind of like taking a two-hour vacation there.

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Life of Pi

The backstory was a little slow and boring for me—but the rest of this film is absolutely stunning!

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Limitless

A very cool idea—and I always enjoy watching Bradley Cooper—but eventually it ends up getting moralistic and preachy, and let me down a bit in the last third. I wish that it lived up to its title but unfortunately it was limited.

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Lincoln

Pick of the Week

Theatrical, well-acted, powerful—more like watching a good Broadway play than a movie. Daniel Day-Lewis is especially terrific. Academy Award? I would think so.

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Pick of the Week

A note from James to fellow thriller author Michael Connelly

Michael,

I hope you enjoyed your movie as much as Sue and I did.
The audience cheered.

Best,

Jim

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Lions for Lambs

Most critics were hard on this film, but not hard enough. It is a preachy, condescending mess that states the obvious—the best and the brightest are no longer running our government or working in the media; but the film also demonstrates that the best and the brightest aren’t leading the way in Hollywood either.

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Little

Sometimes funny, often clumsy. I don’t know what I expected – but somehow it fell below my expectations. C+


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Little Fockers

This started out as a terrific comedy series but it’s lost a lot of its edge. Stiller and De Niro are still plenty good (and I forgive Robert for his parody of me on Saturday Night Live).

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Live Free or Die Hard

I really enjoyed the first three, and this one is right up there for me. It’s funny and clever–in a macho kick-ass way.

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The Lobster

Clever, funny, very bizarre. You’ll love it, or hate it. Or more likely, you’ll love it AND hate it. B-

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Locke

Brilliant, illuminating, miraculous, tedious.

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Logan

Pick of the Week

Finally, a comic book movie with a beginning, middle, and ending. Kudos to director/writer James Mangold and our good friend, Hugh Jackman. A

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Logan Lucky

Overrated by the critics, but the movie comes together nicely at the end. B-


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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger & Superman were my two favorite show as a kid. Now both have been trashed in the same summer. I would say Lone Ranger is the exception that proves the rule: nothing succeeds like excess.

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The Longest Ride

I’ve been noticing for years that most folks don’t have much tolerance for other people’s soap operas. I pretty much do so I enjoyed this latest Nick Sparks confectionery—but also the hipper, cooler WHILE WE’RE YOUNG. B

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Looper

Twisty, well-acted, and very watchable. But I kept comparing it in my head to “Blade Runner” and praising the merits of a classical education (Ridley Scott’s) versus a somewhat shallower American view of this world and its alternatives.

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The Losers

The first of three “boys” action flicks coming soon to a theater near you—The A-Team and The Expendables to follow. Some funny moments, plus the talented Idris Elba, but mostly derivative and predictable stuff (known as homage in some parts of Hollywood).

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Love & Friendship

Based on a little-known Jane Austen novella. This movie isn’t likely to make the story any better known. Sometimes funny, sometimes flat. B-

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Love & Mercy

Artful, well-played movie telling Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson’s depressing story. I left the theater feeling moderately schizophrenic myself. B-

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Love and Other Drugs

Really great dialogue, funny, absolutely first-rate acting. Personally, I could have used less pathos.

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Love Crime

Let’s assume—safely—that you’re a reader. So why are so many readers in America opposed to films with subtitles? Why not think of them as book-movie combos? Two entertainments for the price of one. Otherwise, you’ll keep missing terrific movies like this one.

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Love Happens

Feels like a two-hour pilot for a half-hour sitcom—which ultimately wouldn’t get on the air. It’s interesting to me how good actors can get caught up with pretty bad scripts and ill-conceived projects.

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The Lucky One

Pick of the Week

Very well done. Nick Sparks must be overjoyed.

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The Lucky Ones

Pick of the Week

This is the story of 3 soldiers who are wounded in Iraq and come back for a thirty-day leave. It’s going to disappear without a ripple. But I thought it was a pretty good story, with very good actors—Tim Robbins, Rachel McAdams and Michael Peña. What struck me most about the film is the caring these soldiers showed one another once they were out in the civilian world. It’s something many of us seem to have forgotten about.

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Lucy

Supposedly we humans only use 10% of our brains. This is a story about a human (if Scarlett Johansson is actually human) accessing 100% of her brain. Unfortunately, once the story gets past that 10%, writer/director Luc Besson (himself a 10%-er of course) had no idea how to finish the story. B+

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